Grande Latte, huh?

Funny Story: I was at work the other day when the owner of the store, Stella, came up and started talking to me. I looked down at my watch and...yes!...it was time for lunch! My stomach had been growling all day. The loud growl that always seems to happen during sacrament meeting on fast Sundays. Yeah, I was that hungry. Well, on my way out she asked if I would stop by Starbucks and get her a Grande Latte. I was more than happy to do so; however, the coffee world is one that is very foreign to me. The exact words that came out of my mouth when she asked were, "Yeah, sure..." This was followed by a look of deep cotemplation and confusion. I then said, "How do you order it?" She couldn't believe her ears! Who didn't know how to order a latte? The laughing continued when she asked me to grab her a lot of sugar. I returned with two packets thinking that if I was to put sugar in my hot chocolate I would use about two packets. I was wrong. The story still continues! I brought her a straw thinking that she might want one. I received yet another chuckle when placing the straw in her hand. Needless to say, my coffee runs are the most unusual of them all...especially since I'm the only one not drinking one!